What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What birds always travel in twos?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?