Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?