What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?