Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
I broke my finger!
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?