Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?