What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which animal will never go bald?