What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Do dads always snore?