What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the politest month?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?