What's the politest month?
May.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does a dog say before eating?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?