Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What bird is losing its hair?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?