What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What does a panda ghost say?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which elf is the best singer?