What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How much money does a skunk have?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?