Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?