What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How does a barber get to work?
What day never takes itself seriously?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?