What do fish use for glasses?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?