What do you eat on July 5th?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do bunnies stay fit?