Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?