Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How long do chickens work?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How long will dinner be?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What are the strongest days of the week?