Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?