Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do actors go to pray?