Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?