Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the professor write on the window?