What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?