Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which plant has the best roar?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a horse's favorite sport?
When do cows get tired?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
It's allergy season again?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?