Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which family member has tusks?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do ants go to eat?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?