My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which fly makes films?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?