What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?