Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of pants do fish wear?