Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?