What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
When does a horse talk?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?