Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
When does a horse talk?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the most masculine animal?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?