How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the salad say to its dad?