What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What animals make the best students?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?