Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do books sleep?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the frog starve?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do hands go on vacation?