What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Can February March?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What animals love to close envelopes?