Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What bird is losing its hair?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?