Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?