Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?