What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
How does NASA organize a company party?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?