What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?