Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you say to a really good barista?