What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?