What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How long will dinner be?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?