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What kind of water does an angel like?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
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Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
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Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?