What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?