What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What siblings are always sad?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?