Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?