What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?