What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the politest month?