What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?